Archive for January, 2010

Recessionary Times Means No Cocaine

Posted in Uncategorized on January 11, 2010 by metalaxis

So thanks to real estate, banks, and marketplaces I can’t get good cocaine anymore. I’m sure I could buy it, but I’ve never been able to afford it anyway. I know the recession hit some people pretty hard. Especially people in the music industry. I went backstage at the House of Blues Saturday night to see if I could meet Cowboy Mouth. I figure House of Blues has some pretty well known bands so they would know how to party, but all they had was liquor. I mean, that’s okay and all, but after going through the hassle of sneaking into the show, telling security that my water broke so I needed to go to the bathroom backstage, and then figuring out who Cowboy Mouth was so I could say, “Hi,” and get them to sign my chest, I thought for sure someone would have cocaine. Sadly things are worse than I thought. So I just got loaded on Budweiser and Jack. Not much else was going on except people talking, so I hung out back with some guy who does lights for the Hollywood Bowl. He said he could try and get me in to see Steel Panther tonight. They sound cool.

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